Presence of mind......too good example !!!

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Anuj Dhawan
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Presence of mind......too good example !!!

Post by Anuj Dhawan » Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:17 pm

Peter works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked Peter for half a kg of butter. Peter told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter. Peter said he'd go ask his manager what to do.

Peter walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter."

As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, So he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."

The manager finished the deal and later said to Peter, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. I like it a lot. Where are you from ?"

Peter replied, "I'm from Mexico".
"Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico ?" asked the manager.
Peter replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."
"My wife is from Mexico," the manager said.
Peter replied, "Which team did she play for?"

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Post by rk_pulikonda » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:25 am

Excellent state of mind !!!

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Post by Anuj Dhawan » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:17 am

Yup..that's why I share it here... :)


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Post by basujanm2310 » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:26 am

That's pretty !
I wanna share one ...........

A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons.
After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk to prove he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor.
As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups.
He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying,
"Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."

How is it ?

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Post by Ambrosse » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:40 am

Peter has presence of mind and he has qualities of good salesman and his future is very bright because he has art how to react in pressure situation and has good leadership skills.

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Post by Mr.Madura » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:44 am

Opening eyes and broadening minds as your baby becomes a little older, games take on a whole new lease of life.

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