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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:27 am    Post subject: Difference between men talking and women talking.. Reply with quote

TWO WOMEN TALKING :
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to Take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHA ! That just made my day. Are we women really like that ? (Okay, I have to admit ..)
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good to hear, after more than one year I could make some one to laugh so loud..! Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well...it's women department and they dont look bad talking about such stuff in detail

imagine men talking about their haircut like women do...that would make them look totally weird.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha, Man you have great experience both. Exactly i also note man talk to the point and simple while woman discussion always detail and she always much worried about her person means she is looking beautiful or not.
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