S/wRoles and their definations

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Krishna
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S/wRoles and their definations

Post by Krishna » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:01 pm

  • 1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One Month.

    2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

    3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

    4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

    5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

    6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

    7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

    8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.

    9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

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Post by dbzTHEdinosauer » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:03 pm

krishna, thx, was worth copying and sending a few friends an e-mail.
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